TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS
BED TWERP
THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY
bY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH
CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
(via forever-and-alwayss)
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
(via lunaticperspective)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
(via forever-and-alwayss)
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
(via beautifullymadesteph)
(Source: doglr, via nessakiddd)
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
(via pizza)
(Source: onemindarmy, via pizza)
